My poor husband has to deal with this every day.
Me: I can see your boobs!
Joe: What?
Me: I can see your boobs. See. (grabs Joe’s boob)
Joe: (looks shocked)
Me: I have boobs too. See. But mine are all squished because I’m wearing a sports bra.
Joe: Why?
Me: Because I’m wearing a white shirt. You know in case someone accidentally shows up here.
Joe: (Laughing) Accidentally shows up?
Me: I meant unexpectedly. You know…that other big word thats hard to remember. Not accidentally.
Joe: I’m going to start accidentally driving all the way to people's houses.
Me: You should start a blog or something about all the stupid things that I say.
(My husband doesn't actually have boobs. Just thought I would clarify so he doesn't get mad at me because I made the entire internet think he has man boobs.)
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